“Okay, so this might not be the kind of story you’re looking for, but... maybe it is. Also, this might start with TMI, if you know what I mean. Okay, so as I got older, I realized that my feet were starting to sweat, like, a lot, so I always sprinkle foot powder in my shoes every morning before I put them on, and every night after I take them off. I use the kind in the plastic yellow bottle with the dial top- you know what I mean? The kind of container where you just turn the top like a dial and the holes open up and you can sprinkle the powder out. Like a spice container, only, you know, for foot powder.
So I never bother to close the top after I sprinkle because I’m just going to be using it at the end of the day, or the next morning. I leave it open so I can sprinkle and go. But when I go to sprinkle, it’s never open and I always have to reopen it.
For the longest time, I just assumed that my husband was closing it. He likes to have certain things neat and tidy, so I figured the bottle must have fallen over at one point and he had to wipe up powder or something, and so he must just close the container on the way by. I never said anything about it, I mean, I didn’t really think about it too much. It’s foot powder – who cares?
The other night I had just finished sprinkling my shoes after work, and my husband happened to pass me in the hallway as I was putting the container on the shelf. I don’t know what made me say something, maybe just because he happened to be there. I said to him ‘What’s the deal with the powder top? Did it fall over or something? Is that why you keep closing it?’ He looked at me like I’d lost my mind.
‘What are you talking about?’ he said.
‘The powder! My foot powder.’ I shook the container at him. ‘I always leave it open, but you always close it. Is it making a mess?’
‘I have no idea what you’re talking about. I don’t use your foot powder!’
‘No, no’ I said. ‘I use it and leave it open and you keep closing the top!’
‘Honey.’ He says. ‘I don’t touch your foot powder. I’m not closing it- or opening it for that matter. It’s not me.’ And he continued walking down the hall.
So, we live alone, right? Who’s closing my stuff every morning and night? I’m not saying my foot powder is haunted... but I think maybe my foot powder is haunted.”